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Author:
David Isham
Title: You May Have Too Many Fish If:
Summary: Old timer aquarist gives nine ways to tell...
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email: davisha@sover.net
Date first published:
April 2001
Publication: In Depth, Tropical Fish Club of Burlington
Reprinted from Aquarticles:
February 2003: Posted, by Grayce Clark, on the Fun & Games section of the Forum Aquamaniacs.net
December 2004: Fins & Friends, Regina Aquarist Society
March 2005: Fish Talk, Atlanta Area Aquarium Assoc. 
Nov. 2005: Tank Tales, Aquarium Club of Lancaster County
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You May Have Too Many Fish If:

by David Isham
First published in: "In Depth", Tropical Fish Club of Burlington
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People ask you how many you have, and you tell them how many tanks you have.

You try to hide the power bill from your spouse.

You don't buy fish, you sell them.

You don't sell fish, you give them away.

"Fish Fry" has no culinary meaning to you.

Your house is nicely humid, even in the winter.

Mosquitoes and Japanese Beetles aren't pests; they're live food. 

There are some things in the refrigerator you don't talk about.

If that dead one isn't too big, you "let the snails take care of it"