10 Rules for Being a Good Fishkeeping Husband
by Schuyler Sloane
Founder and President of The Northeast Philadelphia Aquarium Society
www.phillyfishclub.com
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10. Never do water changes with a sink full of dishes. (Wait for your wife to do them).
9. Never tell your wife you're going to make her escargot but she has to wait till the
snails get bigger.
8. Never give your wife fish for her birthday or anniversary (when you know they are
all for you).
7. Never use your wife's brand new pantyhose as a media bag.
6. Never sell your wife's engagement ring so you can buy a new 75 gallon tank.
5. Never throw out her silk flowers because you need a new home for your new betta.
4. When flushing a deceased fishy friend always check it twice.
3 Never compare your mother-in-law to a sea robin.
2. Never store your live food in the fridge in her best Tupperware.
1. Never EVER, ask to celebrate your anniversary on another date because it conflicts
with a fish club meeting.
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